Is THIS What's Left Out There ??
Ok..guys. The following has not been edited for content or spelling. It is what it is and this guy responded to my online profile. Apparently, he likes swimming, travelling and sex... A LOT!! I am not including any revealing info on him as to protect his online identity...so for all of you out there who are going to get mad because I'm posting info from his profile, don't be. Mr Weirdo will still be safe n' sound somewhere in the Motherland.
This post is not to be malicious to this guy in any way. I was just so horrified and amused (yes, all at the same time) that I HAD to share this with you..Believe me, even Chapelle couldn't do humour like this!!
Mr Weirdo:
Children: 2
Health: Normal
Hobbies : Traveling, Swimming, Sex
His Details:
funloving guy. love to traveling a lot. making friends, LIKE SEX, SWIMMING, I LOVE TO GO OUT STATION FREQUENTLY AND MEET FRIENDS AND ALSO TAKE GRIL FRIENDS WITH ME AND GO TO ABROAD AND ENJOY THE LIFE. I AM A BUSINESS MAN AND HAVING MY BUSINESS OF LAND AND BUILDING CONSTRUCTIONS. MY HOBBY IS SWIMMING, RESTURENT, GO OUT , TRAVELLING A LOT, SEX AND MAKE NEW FRIENDS AND HAVEING FUN WITH THEM.
What she should have:
FUN LOVING GIRL. GIVE ME A GOOD COMPANY, SHE MUST BE COME WITH ME FOR OUT STATION AND ENJOY HER LIFE WITH ME AND HAVING FUN. I WILL GIVE HER EXTRIMELY HEAVEN IF SHE WOULD COME WITH ME. SHE MUST BE GOOD BY NATURE AND SMART AND LOKKING BEAUTIFUL.FUN LOVING GIRL. GIVE ME A GOOD COMPANY, SHE MUST BE COME WITH ME FOR OUT STATION AND ENJOY HER LIFE WITH ME AND HAVING FUN. I WILL GIVE HER EXTRIMELY HEAVEN IF SHE WOULD COME WITH ME. SHE MUST BE GOOD BY NATURE AND SMART AND LOKKING BEAUTIFUL.
Okaaaaaaaaaay, are you done laughing? Probably not. He is from India, and apparently 18 (which is waaaay too young for me anyway) but his picture that came with this lovely profile looks closer to 40 (no joke). And how the hell does he have 2 kids if he WERE 18?? Well, I guess all that "travelling, swimming and sex" must have done the trick!! Hmmm, I wonder if he does all 3 at once? ..Ewww, bad visual..must think of other things!! Lol.
Well, I won't be going to "heaven" with him (or to the "station"..whereever that may be) or anywhere else.
I'm just getting a little perturbed.. where are all the normal guys!?
posted by desi diva at 11:53 AM
13 Comments:
It sounds to me that the dumbat is using an online translator or something.. but India speaks English which is not excuse for this kind of bad, bad wording.. I'm in the same boat as you, dating and I'm about to give up and join the church - I will probably find more action there anyways. Funny stuff.
yaaa... where are all the nice guys?! and whoa.. that was one hilarious profile .. what a freako!
This is outrageously hilarious.....Hang in there babe....someone normal will come along and sweep u off ur feet I am sure ....Until then have fun and be entertained with such wierdos.
Hahahahah! :D
lol, did you find someone like you??
where are the normal guys?hmmm...may be they're hanging out with normal girls!! just kidding!! had a real good laugh..
Monica - Save some room in the convent for me too!
Mb, Sonal & Sayesha - Glad to know Mr Weirdo did serve some purpose by entertaining you all. Hey,and if nothing else his memory shall forever endure when you hear the words.."Travelling, Swimming & Sex" ;)
Sanith - I don't think its a matter of him believing he doesn't have a chance. He seemed pretty confident in his profile with his shallow partner requirements. As for nice guys, babe if I could just "go out and get one"..I would have done that a loooong time ago! Maybe the freaks just like the diva or somethin?! Thanks for the input though.
Amod - Normal guys with normal girls..hmm, what a concept.Hopefully you don't think Mr Weirdo is "normal", otherwise pls book an appt with a Therapist! Glad to know you got a chuckle from my post:)
ROTFL!! Hahaha...Diva, you seem to be a moron magnet! :))
You mean to say you don't like this guy, dude what is wrong with you? haha j/k
strange guy! funny post! I wonder who responds to such people at all?Hobbies: Sex...extremely hillarious....rotflol..
So any particular reasons why you dont want to go to heaven???;)j/k
Jax, Sinusoidally & Sneha -I don't know HOW I attract these guys either. Somewhere on me, I must have an invisible "Freak A Leak" Magnet!
IGD - Thanks for the vote of confidence. Sometimes, it seems pretty difficult for me to believe I'll ever find the Prince instead of the Frogs. And you're right about some of the online guys.Let's say it all
together.."Ewwwwwwwww"!
Whoah. That's some quality pickens' you found there. ;)
Unfortunately it's an entire lot of guys like this that gets people disenchanted with the whole online thing. Something about anonymity seems to attract the bananas out there. Unfortunately (again), there's just the same kind of weirdos out in the real world!
It kinda makes things easier for the normal guys who're actually out there!
DD -Ya, the few bad online apples truly make us girls reluctant to believe there are any good ones out there. It did make me laugh when he contacted me, but at the same time, wondering where the sane guys are. Have you found the same problem with online girls in the past?
I've found that girls in the online dating services are just as likely to be crazy or wonderful as those people we meet in real life. Somehow the online marketing machine has made us believe that there are better screening services and therefore better picks from online dating services. But sadly, no, it's the same proportion of goods and bads - but you just cycle through them a lot faster than if you had met them in the real world first.
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